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+The Two-Silver Baroness (Tavern Cut)\\
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+Oi! Listen close, you gutter lords,\\
+You drunks and dung-fork kings,\\
+There’s news that travels faster than\\
+A coin that clinks and rings.\\
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+Baroness Sofia Ferroni—\\
+Mind the title, skip the bow—\\
+She’s worth exactly what you’ve got\\
+If you’ve got two silver now.\\
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+🎶 Two silver! Two silver!\\
+Clear as ale and twice as wet!\\
+Highborn, lowborn, boots or crown—\\
+She’s the cheapest bet you’ll get! 🎶\\
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+No velvet veil, no guarded door,\\
+No chaperone in sight,\\
+Her honor’s light as tavern foam\\
+And gone by closing night.\\
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+The lord gets laughed, the knight gets nudged,\\
+The peasant gets the same—\\
+Sofia’s favors don’t care much\\
+For blood or family name.\\
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+🎶 Two silver! Two silver!\\
+Drop it quick or lose your place!\\
+If you can walk and pay the price,\\
+She’ll swear you’ve got a handsome face! 🎶\\
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+Her crest’s still stitched upon her gown,\\
+Her pride’s been pawned away,\\
+She curtsies deep for calloused hands\\
+And calls it “courtly play.”\\
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+The dice go cold, the benches fill,\\
+The line runs wall to door,\\
+Ferroni lands may still be hers—\\
+But Sofia’s owned by more.\\
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+🎶 Two silver! Two silver!\\
+Hear the bargain plainly told—\\
+She’s open, warm, and ready, lads,\\
+A baroness by birth alone,\\
+By practice… commonly sold! 🎶\\
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